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I love tweets about grammar.

[The Hill @thehill]

Thomas Massie says Trump among those who should tone down rhetoric https://t.co/IEsmk5KPhR

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@NoahKahan Please do what you can to pick a different date than 9/11 foe the reschedule. A Wednesday show means half your fans won’t be able to attend because they are back at school.

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@Cantguardzach2 They do it every year so summer camps can bring kids to a game.

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@MerriamWebster Bifurcate

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@NCAAVolleyball @CycloneVB @BadgerVB @KentuckyVB @AuburnVB 2

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@AmishSuperModel @ladymathbeth @snyder_meg Tough call.

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@Nico_Lang Butter. I had a car this color in college and we called it the Buttermobile.

[Kiersten Warren @KierstenWarren]

The devil whispered in my ear, "Your not strong enough to withstand the storm."

I whispered back, "You're."

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@hotwillz2220 @Billyhottakes I I don’t

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I was walking past a farm and a sign said: "Duck, eggs!"

I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma." - then it hit me.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

How to cook crack and clean a crab.

Step 1: Use fucking commas…

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@robtheauthor @becauseivy Is it “living on 10th St in West Lafayette?”

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@HeSlimedMeRay

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@everywhereist Repertoire. Had to use it in a sentence yesterday and autocorrect had no idea what I was trying to spell. Thank goodness for voice-enabled web searches.

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Hey @washingtonpost, the distance between Green Bay and Mnpls is about 300 miles. That’s an odd way to pin down the location of Fall Creek. Cheeseheads deserve better.

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@Drrramina

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@RichardERoeper Pop, DAVENPORT, living room

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So much pain out there. So here’s a funny:

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.
The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type-O," said the rabbit.

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@snyder_meg You will love this thread.

[Summer Heacock @Fizzygrrl]

Help Twitter plz help

i found a bird dead, floating in the water bin we leave out for our raccoons and it was in there 20+ minutes

the kids begged me to save it

so i put wrapped it up and put it in my shirt for fast warming

an hour later

guys help my tits resurrected a bird

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@ChuckWendig