in less than 24hrs Donald Trump has already:
- ended the Israel-Hamas war
- got Putin to discuss peace negotiations
- made liberal women go on a sex strike
- got Kamala to finally give a coherent speech
- Bitcoin hit a new All Time High
- stock market is soaring
Great start
I Support It, when she did it standing at the Free throw line with 50 sec left in the game……. BUT, Walking and hunting her down for the last 30 seconds of the game doing the gestures is not Sportsmanship I’m sorry.. I love trash talk, but cmon win with class. PS. Of course leave it up to Americans to involve the issue of race… Ridiculous!!!
The Refs In The LSU/Iowa Womens National Championship Need To Be Investigated For This Technical Called on Caitlin Clark While Letting Kim Mulkey Act Like A Damn Toddler On The Sideline https://t.co/GSJNdW8vSE
me: i just smoked
IDIOT FRIEND: "was it indica or sativa?"
me: bro it was fucking crack
*dies of crack overdose*
*ambulance comes and brings me back to life*
me: holy shit wtf happened
paramedics: u smoking too much crack my boy 😂😂😂😂
me: damn. where my crack at tho
paramedic: *dies*
me: i guess i know where the rest of my crack went 😂😂����
other paramedic: actually he had a serious history of heart problems and just had a heart attack
me: bruh
other paramedic: nah jk bro smoked ALL of your crack
me: that fucking fiend. anyway please dont charge me for saving my life
paramedic: why shouldn't i?
me: cuz i need to buy more crack mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
paramedic: ZOOWEEMAMA
rowley: wtf mike did u jus steal my joke
me: yeah
jeff kinney: yeah buddy ur getting sued for $500m
me: wtf 🤯 how am i going to buy anymore crack now???
el chapo: did someone say crack?
the 3 CIA vans all parked outside my house because they were going to commit a sting operation on me: EL CHAPO FREEZE U ARE UNDER ARREST FOR LIKE EVERY CRIME EVER
el chapo: zooweemama 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭
The End.