lifealertkid

Lover of all things genuine.

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@ErikVoorhees @DissentFu Erik on his Elon fellatio arc

[Lan @ad0rnai]

eating out anywhere that’s not fine dining or farm to table has become a humiliation ritual

here’s your sysco slop plate topped with a yuzu ponzu sauce it’s going to be $35

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@toly @commie_trucker Literally if I were in his shoes, it would be a 40 hr work week and good healthcare. It's not that difficult.

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@GOPMajorityWhip @POTUS gargle the balls while you're at it

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@shawmakesmagic Yea, I do this. Good luck getting any company willing to pay you 50% of what they saved. Every cocksucker in the world is playing technological chicken thinking that their 2 click solution is dropping next month so they don't need to hire a solutions consultant.

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@unusual_whales If you’re reading this, you don’t hate this family enough

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@MikeZillionaire My agency can 100% handle this - send me a DM

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@toly THIS is what you are choosing to echo right now? With everything going on? Thanks, shorting solana.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

They want you to believe some undocumented immigrant making less than $8 an hour picking tomatoes is to blame for all your problems while 5 billionaires are racing to become trillionaires by replacing your job with a robot. Wake up and fight back.

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@HippoJane21 @VentureCoinist I've read some stupid shit in my day - this takes the cake.

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@doomscroll_x IG refugies unite. Glad youre back

[Greg Stoker @gregjstoker]

To all the pro-war goons on this app:

Just know that y’all are the “third world savages” you keep talking about.

You’re impoverished. You can’t go to the doctor. You are uneducated. A tyrannically militant pedophilic elite has taken it all from you and you call for the death of people you don’t even know or understand.

You have more in common with those drowned Iranian sailors than you ever will with the billionaires whose boots you lick.

Good luck on your political journey.

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@sama You are now my enemy

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@mert bummer when the headlines shed a bad light on your political alignment huh?

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[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@GOPMajorityWhip @POTUS Emmer care about one thing only - money

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@CollinCornwell @4HLsartorialist there are no goats in those photos that I see. Keep bootlicking tho

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@sweatystartup You can never and should never ban sports betting. You CAN however choose to do your fucking job as a government and not let companies run wild and shove it down our throats 24/7 with unlimited advertising space.

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[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@mert Biggest misconception about him is that people think he's anti-capitalist. When in reality he's just anti-wealth inequality.

[lifealertkid @lifealertkid]

@mert Influence, and going back and looking at his record he's a human first before politician. Conservatives would want him to be living like the Great Sparrow instead of providing for his family, that's why they love calling him a 'millionaire'.