Jamaican Bacon ✨

if the shoe fits

[Jamaican Bacon ✨ @lifefullofcox]

Me waiting for God to send me a SINGLE man with a degree/job, no kids, no priors, home training, and a decent stroke.

[MIKE. @_countinstars_]

Nobody:
Black Twitter:

[Emmyjo @Road_trippn]

So!
It wasn’t a democrat.
It wasn’t an illegal immigrant.
It wasn’t an LGBTQ person.
It wasn’t an African American.
It wasn’t anyone he said is poisoning the blood of Americans.
He was white young and a registered republican.

[AT @primediscussion]

How much of a bullshitter you gotta be for everybody’s immediate reaction to you getting shot is:

[CLOSED @confessedliar]

@varcmus kamala about to stage her own abduction

[IG: Urbanelegance @urban_elegance]

We are all children of Olivia Pope and Scandal cause everyone is seeing through this spectacle.

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

[Jamaican Bacon ✨ @lifefullofcox]

@enterprisecares Talk to your “managers” at your666 Park Ave, Worcester, MA location. We good with @AvisRentar now ☺️

[Jamaican Bacon ✨ @lifefullofcox]

Not even the worst of it @enterprisecares was tryna charge us an EXTRA $300 for said mistake. Mind you we booked a 7-seater and the only had 8-seaters. Does that make sense? But Shoutout to @Avis for the upgrade, a fully loaded Chrysler Pacifica 🙌🏾

[proud black gringa 🦋 @phonywizard]

we moved past this too quickly 😭 the hive doesn’t give a shit about streams

[Josh P. Jackson @JoshJay990]

Beyoncé is retraining us all subconsciously to get back into processing full body of works! Because the 3rd listen and I got through all of these songs so fast! I was shocked. I had to restart. Beyoncé said short attention span who? #COWBOYCARTER #Beyonce

[B. @jabriaiam]

every time Beyoncé drops i be so disgusted when other people’s music come on 😭

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Me after Renaissance:
Me after Lemonade:
Me after Self-Titled:

[Patt @TopherPatt]

Jay-Z wild as hell.

Imagine giving that speech at the Grammys about album of the year and the whole time you know Beyonce is sitting on THIS album.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Teachers underpaid, 0 gun laws to keep people safer, womens rights are being questioned, the LGBTQ+ community is constantly under attack…..but they got time to vote to ban TikTok

[Jamaican Bacon ✨ @lifefullofcox]

@AlexaCaetano Push out my nephew already!

[Jamaican Bacon ✨ @lifefullofcox]

You can never say I’m on the wrong side of history when the opps are dropping gems like this 😭

[Jamaican Bacon ✨ @lifefullofcox]

Senator Bill Eigel (R-MO) is against abortion exceptions for child rape/incest victims because it would allow ONE-YEAR-OLDS to get abortions…

In case you weren’t aware, you can’t pregnant until you have a menstrual cycle. Last I checked, that disqualifies most ONE-YEAR-OLDS!!

[proud brat 🫡 @420terrrabytes]

I apologize in advance for the person I would become