Lifeguard Issues

Tweeting about the issues of a lifeguard

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Day 92 without sex: I volunteered to be the victim for lifeguard training so I could feel somebody grab me

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True story #lifeguardproblems

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a storm roll in on a busy ass day so you get to shut down the pool and go home early.

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When you first get hired as a young lifeguard vs when you come back from college

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While playing Simon says with my swim lessons kids one boy suggested that Simon says "touch your penis" 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@LifeguardBitchy Or they swim with a normal diaper that ends up exploding....

[QueenB @QueenyB30]

You are not Lifeguards! I hate you from the depths of my soul.@ZakkaryRyan @LifeguardBitchy @WhiteNoseProbs @nateblame @lifeguardissues

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And they never stop running until they fall and hit their head... #LifeguardProbs

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Parent walks up to me and says "excuse me do you know where my son is?" as I'm staring out into a pool of over 100 people #LifeguardProblems

[Nick Haydon @nick_haydon]

@lifeguardissues We put this lifesize cutout in our office at the waterpark

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When your boss does a Timmy drop on one of the new guards and you're sitting there like....

[David Killam @IAmDavidKillam]

@lifeguardissues 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Walking into morning swim lessons like....

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Pretty much every day of work dealing with the annoying kids at the pool

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This dad's kid wouldn't jump off the diving board so the dad walks by me and says "kids are a bunch of fucking pussies nowadays"

[Nick Haydon @nick_haydon]

@lifeguardissues Might need a squeegee or two!

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There is no humor in this commercial when you're a lifeguard.....seriously fuck that annoying game #lifeguardprobs #MarcoPolo