albertø

armature philanthropist #toogrungyforyourlove

[albertø @lifeofalbert]

“Bet you won’t pet the ducks”
She was right, I didn’t pet the ducks......

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

the bushes were people ????

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

*you’re

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

still 99 cents

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

“0 catches, 0 yards, and 2 drops in the first half doesn’t put fuel in the jet, TRAVIS.”

[chloe @yandhiisntreal]

he's so racist he doesn't even support mixed animals

[Duolingo @duolingo]

glad i’m not the only owl with a BBL on this list

[albertø @lifeofalbert]

The need to stop punching each other and team up against Greg Abbott

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

They have Biden’s goal for the night written in the lower corner.

[albertø @lifeofalbert]

Proud brother moment! He’s glad to be back at it after such a long time out because of his knee injury! #backandbetterthanever

[AJ Carney @AJCarney12]

Had an amazing time at a great field playing @DBU_Baseball let’s finish this @Texas_PG tournament strong!

[Giovanni Colantonio @MarioPrime]

My grandma (99, dementia) was at a trivia night in her memory care unit and they asked “Who shot JFK?” and she said “I did.”

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

boys really try 1 chipotle order at 15 and decide that's enough flavor for life

[TITAN @TheTitanofX]

Ghetto animal planet is undefeated

[GL @gldivittorio]

Built different but in the Boeing kind of way

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

... tch

[Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson @POPOFFSON_]

Were the Keys in the room with us. Alicia?

[G 🇩🇴 @priv_indiv]

Me hitting on no tip when the barista hands me the card reader

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

ranch