Matt Allard

Fiction writer.

[Matt Allard @lifeserial]

Read a book.

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@adamrosswriter F yeah! Can’t wait!

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@Rumaan Even using “babe” on your therapist!

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It is a luxury to stay home.

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@samxbxg What did you get? I feel unprepared.

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@hoppercaf Pond @pondcph are my favorite.

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@theRealEsthero @UrbanOutfitters Immediate pre-order! I cannot believe it’s been 25 years… taking me all the way back. Thank you! 🩷

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You won’t believe what happened after I spilled on my white t-shirt and changed into a second white t-shirt.

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@JoshuaConkel @DannyWascou Every night.

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Cold brew is drugs.

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Only 5% battery left on my phone and then I can rest.

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The number of humongous bird shits on my car is actually not right and I’m taking it personally.

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@blgtylr You told us to preorder. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@blgtylr I loved the book. I actually tried to delay finishing it because I was enjoying it so much.

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@laurenlemon Renaissance womannnnnnn

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@mjmimages Happy Friday to you!

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It's a picture of my face.

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@patricknathan 💗

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I wrote new words today.

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This is a good spot.