Timos

Linguist • Ethicist • Vexillologist • Cocktail Enthusiast • Homosexual • Doggy Daddy • Kaftan Connoisseur

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

Gays to the universe: please make the world safer for queer people.

Universe: what if I make Wayne Brady pansexual instead

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

There is nothing better than morning snuggles with your puppy

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

Every time I read another anti-LGBT law gets passed…

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

What’s it mean? Ladies, who ever these researchers are- marry them. If they can find it in a snake, they can find it in you!

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

San Francisco living. When your invitation to an orgy competes with your commitments to a drag show.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

Just worked out. Leaving the gym. Open my phone. My first suggested app is the McDonald’s app. And now I want McDonald’s.

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What does the iconic “Dirty Dancing” film, teach us about abortion? Join Eleanor Bergstein, the writer of “Dirty Dancing,” Gretchen Sisson, and @quirkyprofessor, as they trace the history of abortion access on the latest #HistoriansTake! https://t.co/5fWUxR68Bk

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

There is a piece of racist trash leaving these on cars in Alamo Square. I had strong words with her. #sf #alamosquare #racist #notinmyhouse #everyoneiswelcome #trashlady #fightignorance #bettertogether #fuckracists #silenceisviolence

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

Ok 630am gym crowd. I see you. Ain’t mad about it.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

@IKEAtkinson You don’t need to touch TikTok- TikTok touches you.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

My first tweet of 2022. My dog is judging you all.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

@russkt I tell Otter he’s a good dog all the time too.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

@IKEAtkinson I downloaded the digital sample and it was just such pure trash that I ended up downloading the whole damn book

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

Rainy days are for cuddling with your puppy on the couch and watching the Great British Baking Show while you’re very handy boyfriend hangs a new mirror in the bathroom.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

Krispy Krunchy Chicken was the right call for today.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

I don’t remember the walk home from the bar last night, but I was very pleased to discover I did not drunkenly eat the bag of M&Ms in the freezer.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

It’s my birthday, send nudes.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

@IKEAtkinson @ben_porter @FirstKnivesClub That closet and that bathroom: YES

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

We are supposed to be a government of the people, by the people and for the people. Try not to pick an asshole, but let’s not continue down the path of picking candidates privileged enough to have devoted time to government because they had the money to do so.

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

So, the CA Governor recall is happening and I want to take a moment to address some troubling comments I have seen online regarding this effort

[Timos @lifewithtimos]

I thinks great to hold candidates to high standards. We should. But we should be looking at more than just their experience in government.