liflonrec

human. music. writes things. drinks coffee. [email protected] - email

[liflonrec @liflonrec]

It’s now no-time-at-all until the release of the debut @orwellian_music @sector51mixer @liflonrec album, meaning, it’s time to defluff those ear canals and begin retuning your prime audio listening equipment…because it’s not long now

We’re hiding here - https://t.co/7wyZzXXqh6

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Lots of requests for myself and Harry to revive Kevin and Perry since Oasis announcement. It’s not gonna happen. Mainly because I’m now 60 and H is 108 but thanks ever so for the love.😁

[GB News Spin Room @GBNewsSpin]

The GB News crew are shi*ting into their hands and clapping for attention with this one 🤣

[GB News Spin Room @GBNewsSpin]

Rioters who loot libraries, set fire to property and assault police are ‘protesters’

The Muslim community who largely peacefully counter demonstrate are ‘Islamic thugs’

Thanks for clearing that up, Bev

[GB News Spin Room @GBNewsSpin]

Tonight’s Patrick Christys GB News show was one of the most anti-Muslim hate-fests I have ever seen. Almost unwatchable.

I suspect tomorrow’s show will be even worse, doubling up as a pre-party piss-up for Tommy Robinson’s upcoming march of fascism in Central London.

[Tᴏɴʏ Cʜᴜʀɴsɪᴅᴇ @TonyChurnside]

Delivering the multi-story Skewer election special, from a multi-story car park. #protip for dealing with a slow connection, drive to the top floor of the car park & disable 5G. Hear it on 🎧 at 11:15pm on @BBCRadio4 & @BBCSounds https://t.co/Z1C59U1h01 #TheSkewer

[liflonrec @liflonrec]

🙏👁️👁️🙏

[Arthur Stents @orwellian_music]

sardonic, sadistic, and as brutal as expected: a delusional-satirist and a wannabe-politician team up to regurgitate the moral-misguidance of British current affairs within multiple tightly-compact, half-hour slabs of processed-comic-wonder!

have 3 posters! you lucky so and so!

[Arthur Stents @orwellian_music]

https://t.co/OdejXHdyam

it’s topical, it’s satirical, it’s overtly political, it’s almost-exceptionally written, and it’s coming dangerously soon - a brand new comedy series which regurgitates the past-months news back into your comically bewildered little faces. ha, imagine…

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I have no peer in this realm.

[nine inch nails @nineinchnails]

You get me closer to God.
The Closer video, directed by Mark Romanek, premiered 30 years ago today.

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

From the 2001 archives. Strictly for hardcore fans only. ❤️

[Hidden Britain Sign Co. @BritainCo]

Local Elections // Train station billboard // May 2024.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

In The Guardian, everything is extravaganza. You are extravaganza. I am extravaganza. We are all extravaganza now #extravaganza

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

It’s been a while but what a tremendous time recording this last night and a joy to be asked back for the final ever series of @BBCNowShow. Hear my approx 3 x broadcastable jokes out of 127 x unbroadcastable ones I made tonight, 6.30 @BBCRadio4.

[liflonrec @liflonrec]

oh no - it’s ageing…

[BritishComedySociety @BritComSociety]

Chris Morris's dark Channel 4 sketch show Jam marks its 24th anniversary today. https://t.co/L8QwAwUiVo

[Joz Norris @JozNorris]

British comedy is in a really amazing state right now. There is an absolute wealth of amazing comics making incredible work.

Not much of it is making it to TV, sadly, which leaves people thinking British comedy is now shit.

Take more risks! Make more good stuff!

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

Sorry Mike, just catching up on this. Hope you have a good weekend in the garden growing concrete 👍🏻.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I feel like I've lost a bit of weight in the last 3 months. anyone who's seen the show might know why. It's a nightly fucking marathon.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Stating the obvious.