Ayla Light

[Mom @MITSKlSUS]

John Wilkes Booth:

[jenny “coppertop” 🥢 @jlynn43xo]

Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts

Because of the pastryarchy

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

December 1st:

[court @courtbt_]

“If she ain’t pretty she can’t ride with me” 🥺🥺🥺

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

I appreciate the video but it wont go down like that when I try it

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Someone said Uniqua from the Backyardigans looks like Jimmy Fallon and now I can’t unsee it

[James @CaucasianJames]

are we sure the first few seconds in a tornado isn’t fun? like the first few spins

[Halie Ray🤍 @HalieRay]

It still blows my mind that Christ was on the cross and the first thing he thought to say was “Father, forgive them.” Forgive. Them.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“everybody was kung fu fighting” really, everybody? even the grinch? get real

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

man when you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

[alɘex @prodlexington]

my bad bro just throw them in the back

[Mal @MalloryFinn]

My opinion is... I don’t care what you look like, if you’re kind to me I’m kind to you.

[Rayduce @the_zuluk]

Rest In Peace Michael Taylor and Christian Compton.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

two babies starting a true crime podcast about who got their nose

[Ayla Light @LightAyla]

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