Kitty Bamber

The high ramblings of an invisible. I might be cool but probably not 423850 ♉️

[Kitty Bamber @lighterchick]

This is a promising start

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I’m sad

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

We asked my 8yo if she knew what "ambidextrous" meant, and as she tried to figure it out, we heard her mutter under her breath, "It's not when two girls like each other...that's lesbians."

[Alexander Verbeek 🌍 @Alex_Verbeek]

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The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting.

RT when it works for you.

[Kitty Bamber @lighterchick]

@Wonderful_Ed Passionate

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The human race is discouraging.

[Kitty Bamber @lighterchick]

Dude. People with power complexes confuse tf out of me. Just because someone isn’t throwing their weight around, it doesn’t mean they aren’t getting things done— and they’re probably doing it better than you would, Tammy.

[Kitty Bamber @lighterchick]

@pebbut Airbud

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It’s a “Snoop in the coop” 😂

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“I hate that Mackayla likes you” 🥺

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@poshspicelatte Agreed- but I did like that Extra gum tho. The mint chip 😍

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

NAHHHH THEY CLAPPING BACK NOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Kitty Bamber @lighterchick]

@painfullies @SomaKazima I disagree. 3rd parties have user agreements that people don’t read through.Customer service doesnt stand for “bend over”. I’m honestly really happy that she stood her ground. He was trying to INTIMIDATE her because he sold his soul to a 3rd party by checking the “I agree” box.

[Kitty Bamber @lighterchick]

@Coogcheese @ManagerCranky @associahedron @SomaKazima Nah, man. You know how on 3rd party reservation sites you have that user agreement shit? That’s what this guy needed to read through. Hotels aren’t liable for 3rd party false advertising - that’s hotel reservations 101. You want an upgrade? Reserve through the hotel directly.

[Kitty Bamber @lighterchick]

@fl0wmon @starcatSUPREME @SomaKazima Unfortunately people get upset when you give them “suggestions” though. He would spin it into: “Are you suggesting that my kids sleep on THE COUCH????? Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? You clearly do not and should not have children.”

People are entitled pricks

[Kitty Bamber @lighterchick]

Feeling hilarious tonight

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@MihaloHrothgar It should be “what is a female skeletons favorite snack” lol 😂