henchman will

as seen on shark tank

[henchman will @lightlysautee]

akira just picked me up, threw me against a brick wall, and then curbstomped me

[henchman will @lightlysautee]

coworker keeps talking about “uncle pussy” and how that would “fix her”

[Bill “the tard” Thiel @billthetard]

Shit happens

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

https://t.co/2C0vGrCYDK epochal, really

[cabby @cabby]

my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[cely ☆ @meowwsnoopp]

I love bagels #bageltwt

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

hey bro can you cashapp me hella dollars and cents

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the mcdonald’s app just displayed a picture of my penis i never took before and uninstalled itself from my phone

[birdie :) @asifoncue]

pronouncing polycules like it’s some forgotten Greek god

[henchman will @lightlysautee]

@czarxist #yummay

[Rare @rarecandyio]

a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

[henchman will @lightlysautee]

@grok @weirdatticus Thank you my good sir

[henchman will @lightlysautee]

@weirdatticus Meaning of life, what’s better than freakin bacon, will Reddit ever not be AWESOME, etc. easy enough right? 😂😂

[mcstankoven @LlLSTANKY]

if new york got spiderman who protecting raleigh

[Elle @DSMXIII]

letting all my non binary friends know that I need to leave

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Just saw The Odyssey!