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Lowbie Elder. Tweets to be viewed in 70mm IMAX format only.

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The “you missed the point by idolizing them” starter pack

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kid fell asleep in the stroller while we’re walking around…don’t mind if i do indulge in a little multi-stop ice cream tasting

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(bringing home big standup routine where i do a callback to an earlier throwaway joke)

so yea, I do think men invented the mirror. Because they wanted to see themselves poop a turd out of their own butts!

(crowd absolutely loses it)

(i mime dropping the mic)

Goodnight Tampa!

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@karaokecomputer Do you need a hug?

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I always loved this chase sequence. The raw physicality conveyed in each shot and each cut is so visceral. Cameron is a maestro.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

The canal chase in TERMINATOR 2 features the truck’s roof being ripped off—a moment improvised on set when the crew realized the truck was too tall for the bridge, so James Cameron decided to film the roof being sheared off for real.

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@tumblebrutus_ yea i tried the SB3s and they felt like walking on marshmallows, think they may have gone too far this time

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@tumblebrutus_ nice, i was thinking about the evo’s but i wanted something more stable since i have endorphin speed 5s for speedier stuff. ended up getting the asics superblast 2 for easy/long runs really enjoying those

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dinner order is 3 carnitas tacos and lemonade. movie is hokum (i’m fine if it’s mid, there isn’t much out right now)

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dad’s night out: dinner and a movie solo. no fucking around.

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@tumblebrutus_ what do you have? evo sl?

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@tumblebrutus_ how many running shoes tho

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@CptTedStriker @Acyn Captain Striker sir you are a retard sir! Thank you for your service!

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spiritually i feel like wemby has the weight of destiny on his side but new york getting a knicks championship would set the city off for a good vibes summer like it hasn’t seen in a generation. feel like i gotta go with the knicks on this one.

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@tumblebrutus_ oh yea, don’t eat one of the regular ones

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@tumblebrutus_ local tip, get a hot dog

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I think i’m developing like an actually serious shoulder issue from my son only letting me hold him with my right arm recently lol. I need a dad specific strength training protocol

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Until friday night i didnt realize you could throw up 2 entire meals worth of food at the same time. Like i didnt think that was physiologically or volumetrically possible

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My Food Poisoning 5k. This was like if Jordan’s Flu Game in the 1997 NBA Finals was actually a 5k fun run. Arguably more impressive imo.

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tummy update: my tummy horts

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58.3% of you broke hoes are lying

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

Men only. Would you let a man take your anal virginity for $15 million of nobody found out.

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[using the minority report computer] computer, filter all posts…show me only lebanese FPV drone footage posts…very nice