(bringing home big standup routine where i do a callback to an earlier throwaway joke)
so yea, I do think men invented the mirror. Because they wanted to see themselves poop a turd out of their own butts!
(crowd absolutely loses it)
(i mime dropping the mic)
Goodnight Tampa!
The canal chase in TERMINATOR 2 features the truck’s roof being ripped off—a moment improvised on set when the crew realized the truck was too tall for the bridge, so James Cameron decided to film the roof being sheared off for real.
@tumblebrutus_ nice, i was thinking about the evo’s but i wanted something more stable since i have endorphin speed 5s for speedier stuff. ended up getting the asics superblast 2 for easy/long runs really enjoying those
spiritually i feel like wemby has the weight of destiny on his side but new york getting a knicks championship would set the city off for a good vibes summer like it hasn’t seen in a generation. feel like i gotta go with the knicks on this one.
I think i’m developing like an actually serious shoulder issue from my son only letting me hold him with my right arm recently lol. I need a dad specific strength training protocol
Until friday night i didnt realize you could throw up 2 entire meals worth of food at the same time. Like i didnt think that was physiologically or volumetrically possible