fooligan era

loving husband, mother to 2 beautiful gamer sons, and fortune 420 business owner

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Call me goofy the way I’m in those dog days

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Someone needs to old yeller me

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Noooo, Shadow. Your swag is too different! They’re gonna kill you!!

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😰

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Diet takes me places I wouldn’t go with a gun

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I’m sister wives with Ms. Cholula

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Being gods most patient soldier

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Back to back colds feels. Rude at the very least

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My limbs are a person cooling station

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Ants are actually avid quilters, not many people know that

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Sometimes when you’re looking for a cool fun time you get mm. Tears. Hope this helps.

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FREE. IM SO FUCKING FREE

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Christmas sprain to round out the Santa curse

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I’m so tired of the orange juice fighting back

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9/11 is a direct cause of Mark Lee if you can expand your brain enough

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What beautiful bastard decided to sauté the first onion

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Put him in the familial obligation religious torture device!

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I’m afraid that expensive perfume enjoyers are right.

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Pink eye related break up

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Sure hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me!

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Do I have “tell me about your marital problems” written on my forehead?