⋆｡˚ ⋆｡˚❁ valeria ❁｡˚ ⋆｡˚ ⋆

The village ass hole. 26 she/her

[⋆｡˚ ⋆｡˚❁ valeria ❁｡˚ ⋆｡˚ ⋆ @valthepal]

Now that I’m in my “mid-twenties” I feel like I should learn what “taxes” are and “how to pay them”

[lexi @sydvadi]

they’ll shove a reboot up your ass if you’re not looking

[⋆｡˚ ⋆｡˚❁ valeria ❁｡˚ ⋆｡˚ ⋆ @valthepal]

Whimsy is a NOUN something isn’t whimsy, you don’t have a “whimsy dress” you have a WHIMSICAL dress because whimsical is the adjective!! I can’t fucking stand yall omg

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

“Book haul” and it’s me and the 20 epubs I downloaded.

[cyrus @echotho]

do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others

[𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖙.⋆♱ @mont_px01]

Yo buscando pareja:
Que me quiera (opcional)
Que odie al ilegítimo estado de Israel (obligatorio)

[Jesús Molero @psicomolero]

Yo antes era de izquierdas pero creces, te haces autónomo, estudias, lees, entiendes cómo funciona el mundo y ahora soy de extrema izquierda

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Admitting that she committed no crime except being a Muslim and critical of Trump. Total fascism

[Babelito @Baby_Killa81]

Associer Jesus et pilâtes après tout ce que Ponce lui a fait. Wow

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

lord please take his suffering and give it to trump and netanyahu and putin and ken paxton and greg abbott and david ellison

[dire 🐰 @suqartalking]

no one should take my book recommendations seriously i am entertained by anything really

[jynx @miiagarro]

my mamma didn't raise no bitch & if she did it's my brother

[⊹ @htvzn]

i wanna beat past me's ass so bad for buying these useless ass kpop albums

[* ⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚. ✦.˳·˖✶ @ssweeeetttppeea]

i hate when i see mexicans with white people keep that shit to yourself please

[José Luis Granados Ceja @GranadosCeja]

It’s not easy being neighbors with the United States, where guns are so easy to get that even kids will sell them to Mexican organized crime organizations to make a quick buck.

[🙊 @LETSWWlN]

Santi u and ur matcha gotta go to hell

[la flanatica 🍮 @pusheenqueen777]

yall keep calling Latinos “Spanish” ima start calling yall English

[Ashleyn Lagerberg @corybantic_lad]

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck