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I used to think you can only get stung by a bee once

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Ludacris really said “that’s crazy” in fast and furious instead of “that’s ludacris.” And I think about that every day of my life

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@laynapodolsky Nah my mom got a wet wash cloth right away and got it off

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One time I was doing my friends makeup and thought nail polish would look pretty as her eyeshadow so I put it in her eyelids but they started to burn and she took it off immediately

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me pulling up to my Saturday class at 3 after finishing up tailgating with the girlies at 2:55

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My shins are sweaty and cold. This is a new feeling.

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Why don’t snakes have arms

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One time I wondered what it would be like to pee while standing so I tried it and missed

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What do you do with your tongue at the dentist

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My right pinky toe is being very disobedient

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I use my nail clippers as scissors

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The best surprise is finding toe socks in my other mitten socks

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They should make bread injected with ranch

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I’m in Canada

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@laynapodolsky I’m so glad I’m impressing my fans I will tru and keep up with the good work

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Does anyone get scared that when their shower curtain is closed there’s a pirate hiding in there

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It’s like really weird that when we lost a tooth we slept with it under our pillows and received money for the dead tooth

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I’m sick of this whole drinking water then having to pee thing

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#SyracuseCrunch so much fun!

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How do I fold a fitted sheet