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[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Eric André (@ericandre) gives his honest thoughts on 5 rising artists 👀

[Jim Tang @wxmann]

They look so peaceful when they're sleeping

[jaiden @dempstrr]

"hey bro want a hit of the evil pen?"

[blue @bluewmist]

heard a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines herself at 85yrs old & gets a chance to come back to her younger body for a day. suddenly, everything feels like magic again. the walk, the coffee, the music, the sunlight. live like today is the miracle it actually is!!!

[sayi 🇲🇽🇨🇴 @dubukiro]

he can stay though

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

when tadc episode 9 leaked I made a fake spoiler post saying Caine gets full frontal naked because I was bored and Glitch Productions emailed me to take it down so I genuinely believed that Caine got full frontal naked for like a week

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

hotel cleaning lady just barged in and saw me nakie. that shit ain't free

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[jo @754starr]

wendy’s doesn’t take April pay 😐

[jame @kloogans]

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

[lij @lijproject]

@gowon2u i went to tla for the overcast n friends festival in 2021 and it was legit the hottest sweatiest show i’ve ever gone to i guess nothing has changed

[TurtleBox @TheTurtleBox]

If you wanna know how crazy people are on Reddit, this dude spent four months trying to get me banned from /r/Borderlands2 for "impersonating a developer." He found out I WAS a developer, but now "Warns" people about me saying that I "only worked on music and sound and art." lmao

[McRib @McR1B69]

Backrooms being set in 1990 is pretty integral to the plot to limit camera access but also it’s funny since Parsons was born in 05. Gotta be one of the first 2000s kids to make a 90s “period piece”

[paige @BonerWizard]

Almost 4yo is loving this. He keeps asking “does she live around here?”

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Very suddenly today, my parents messaged me saying they had some serious and important news about my grandma. I was so worried and braced myself for the worst as I called them. Unfortunately, my biggest fear quickly became reality. Yes, my grandma was getting a full on HD remake.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

just saw a picture of myself, my full legal name, and what looked like a monetary value flash across the Vegas dome for a second

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

"you hear that music, hughie? we forgot to keep winding the music box. the marionette is coming. turn on the generator or some shit i dont know"

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

I went to the library and asked if they knew you and they went shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh