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#TexasForever

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@CalhounColonel I leave the chicken counting to my other favorite Colonel.

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@CalhounColonel NSFW tag pls

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@CalhounColonel New wife?

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Shoutout @tfd11 @GuyFieri

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@theKevinTrain Didn't you get kicked out of the prudential center back in 2019?

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@seanseaevans Hey Mr. Evans, big fan. My friends over at @HuskyTicketProj have started a hot sauce based fundraising campaign to send Connecticut area youth to University of Connecticut sport events. So how bout a shot of hot sauce and a shout out?
https://t.co/vFqj8im1f0

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@rvgroovy Sup?

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@PFTCommenter There will "never be"? Think twice.

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@Francis_Grover @KLinehan3 @aamirshmear371 Some people are lactose intolerant, but you tweet Lacks-Taste-And-Tolerance, @Francis_Grover. #DownWithFrank

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@Francis_Grover @KLinehan3 @aamirshmear371 Milk shaming will not be tolerated on my Twitter feed.

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@rvgroovy Was there ever truly "time" Rach? Or was it always just a social construct used to tie us down? Wake up Rachel. Wake up.

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@GateShow_ @TheClemReport Friday April 3rd, 12:56PM: Oatmeal Raisin Cookies requested as temporary addition to the Acceptable Breakfast Meals List (ABML). Motion will be evaluated at next round table with all stakeholders.

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.@billyjoel Hey Mr. Joel, big fan. Just wondering, is there a "We Didn't Start the Fire Pt. 2" in work? Surely we should have enough content by now, right?

I look forward to your response.
-MT

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@John_P_Richards

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A little tip for everyone to take back some control in your lives: Buy your peanuts unsalted and then salt them on your own. You can salt to whatever level you want in varying portions. I'm fine, thanks for asking.

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@rvgroovy Is your Professor Robert California?

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Everyone should just buy Metamucil and Broccoli instead of toilet paper. Throw in some parmesan.

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@ChrisChando @OfficialLivePD Stop being a bunch of cowards @OfficialLivePD.

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Unfortunately, I do not think my boss will accept "Increased company-wide procurement of Girl Scout cookies by 20%" as a yearly performance goal.