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28 • poly(j)amorous • they/thembo

[. @seattleiminyou]

There’s nothing in my cognition to decline

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

I've read six books in three weeks l also love smoking weed

[👂🎶 @likeearbackward]

@Pribaris Just opened twitter bc I got into it with a parent on Instagram. She was sooo proud of raising “sheltered, innocent” kids. I told her those were always the ones getting alcohol poisoning at my university because they had never let loose safely before 🤷

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

smoking weed because what other choice do i have.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Schrödinger’s freak:

[demon girlfriend @alicex275x]

my worst sin is not doing enough of the weird sex shit im into

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year”

Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i speak for bisexual girls with a functional addiction to gay porn, non-binary people who care which pronoun is written/said first, drag queens who top, every black girl with boho knotless braids in right now, and for zara larsson. everyone else idk… hey

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Brats with abandonment issues are so funny because they really act annoying on purpose and then get scared it might’ve worked

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

[a @a8065287968522]

before speaking to me you should remember i can kill myself whenever i want

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

You gotta hold me extra tight at night because I'll get up and go smoke

[👂🎶 @likeearbackward]

Post-Divorce Confessionals: I planned this surprise party for 6 fucking months including flying in two of his friends. He hated the party activities SO much that it became a frequent talking point in couple’s therapy. Absolutely thankless work. LEAVE HIM.

[👂🎶 @likeearbackward]

My husband’s surprise party starts in 10 minutes. He is peacefully playing a game of magic the gathering. I am vibrating with excitement

[Operation Ivy🍂🦌 @0h_it_Ivy]

Gender is fluid and I'm swimming in that shit like a transgender Michael Phelps

[👂🎶 @likeearbackward]

I threw a (small) party this year for the first time since turning 18. I’m 28 now. I thought I had to wait until “big milestones” to have adult bday parties. But the real milestone is making it another year and wanting to hang with your friends!! And it was SO special!!!

[🛸 @tufthug]

you are in charge of making your birthday special

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

polyamorous stoners be like i’m looking for an eighth

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

as an american my full support is with the people of venezuela as they resist US invasion by any means necessary. venezuela has the right to defend itself.

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

going into 2026 lowkey horny and fat as a house