valeriia

27. vel. лера. she/her. an extraordinarily persuasive jester playing the long game at all times. currently: walking and talking at the same time.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[unripe 🍏★in her semi-IA era☆ @unr1pegir1]

Women who think men having female friends is instantly a red flag are birds themselves who think of all women as competition. If a men has ZERO female friends it means he either doesn't respect women enough to form a platonic bond w them or he sees them as objects of their desire

[jacob @ascending4th]

Median Democrat voter seeing a corporate Democrat who hides behind identity politics

[valeriia @likefromtrees]

happy pride to bisexual morpheus

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

When will people understand that this predatory pricing model will always be true of anything coming out of Silicon Valley? It is literally their only model. 1. Operate at a loss so everyone signs up 2. Wipe out competitors 3. Slam users with profane monopolistic costs

[sappy @sappy_sappho1]

i read the image before i read the caption and went "how stupid does your audience have to be for you think including a disclaimer like that is necessary" and then i read the caption...

[valeriia @likefromtrees]

@kamsspice a class could satisfy requirements for different majors (history, sociology, polisci, anthropology, gender studies, american studies, international relations majors all could be taking the same class), a minor, general education, or even just personal interest in another field

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Never understood this one. do ur friends boyfriends just suck or something? personally my buddies are all dating wonderful lovely people they are always welcome to come :)

[valeriia @likefromtrees]

me watching supernatural:

[Charli @charli_xcx]

i love it when the angels start working things outtt <3

[🍉subobscura💚 angry knitter 🎧 @neocosmology]

I truly do not care about Jensen's interpretation of his own character. reframing Cas's last speech as a familial coming out and non-romantic is very nasty work, though.

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[valeriia @likefromtrees]

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[это не смешно это реальная история из брянска @kate_ne_smeshno]

семь лет фандому..... чем вы занимались все это время друзья

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[valeriia @likefromtrees]

sitting at a tatte (not the one from the drama but the one from when zendaya was filming challengers) and listening to this older lady explain the plot of jay kelly as if it happened to her and her friend is taking it at face value

[valeriia @likefromtrees]

microdosing college by walking around boston while sleep-deprived

[valeriia @likefromtrees]

landed in boston, gotta see the sights (the cop slide, that spot on arlington by the park where the dj from the drama did crack, every single dunkin)

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

really wish everyone would get on board with just calling things “full coverage”, “medium coverage”, etc instead of “modest” which is laden with religious and misogynistic connotations

[valeriia @likefromtrees]

i know the perfect song for the end credits

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Romcom called "The Situationship" and it's about a couple falling in love inside the situation room during the killing of Osama bin Laden