likeholyfire

he/him they/them • wannabe gym rat • little baby lawyer • full time doggy dad • flyover fuckboy • ☉♌︎ ☾♏︎ ↑♏︎

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

@spicykezzinnugg how decadent

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@justin_al3x the sph kink of candy

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hey

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@spicykezzinnugg hey

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@cryptidpilled he alwaysssssss has something to say like don’t you get tired

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@pikalouis fever…. oh the taste

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

motherrrrrrrrr

[Variety @Variety]

Carly Rae Jepsen has announced a 24-track double album titled "Day and Night," releasing September 18.

The album will be divided into "Day" and "Night" sections. "Day" is "organic and raw, with live instrumentation and hints of '70s-inspired psychedelic pop," while "Night" is "exploratory and intense, shifting into a sleek, synth-driven world of dance pop."

https://t.co/BvGYAn2OAd

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

@maxxrogelio claymore mention

[Ben Horne @benjamin_horne]

NYC is no longer a city, it is an algorithm.

If you live in, say, Cincinnati, when you go to get ice cream with your friends, you really are just going to get ice cream with your friends.

In NYC, this is not possible. You cannot just go to get ice cream, because, against your will, you are very self-consciously “someone who lives in NYC, going to get ice cream with their friends, in NYC.”

You are never able to achieve full presence of mind because you are constantly placing yourself inside a chapter in some made up, schizophrenic and highly disorienting book.

Put another way, as a New Yorker, you do not live in a city, but a massive, procedurally generated simulation of one. You are nothing more than a vapid unit of flesh and bone trapped since a Baudrillardian infinity mirror, where the references have their own references.

You become more of a vague concept than a real person—some strange, soulless mix of ambition and violent/sexual impulses—and in your constant confusion you fail to ever become a true subject.

You pay $17 for the ice cream cone. Then, you pull out your list of saved Instagram Reels which tell you where to get reservations for pasta later.

When you arrive, you find yourself stuck in yet another long line, with people who look just like you.

The longer you wait in lines like these, the harder it becomes to ever recover the soul of the person you were before you moved into your East Village studio.

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

@loficounselor stop bragging

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

@wickedseahag louder than everyone else: hey

[After Sam 🍑 @mythical_kat]

Me when someone calls Carly the ‘Call Me Maybe’ girl: https://t.co/cQdR90dshD

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

briahna joy gray the last couple days

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

the key to being a good person is to find something you already were too lazy to do and then create a framework where you're morally correct not to do it

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

@justin_al3x honestly a lot of bangers from her over the last couple days but this might be my favorite

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

@justin_al3x you

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

obviously this sucks for a myriad of reasons but the jumpscare of reminding me that harry potter adults still exist was the worst part of this

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Heated Wizardry

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@danorbem clock

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@fellxthecatt louder than everyone else: hey

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

Anybody know any songs about a girl where everyone’s first impression of her is that she’s really innocent, but when you get to actually talking to her, you find out she’s kinda got a dirty mind

[likeholyfire @likeholyfire]

@fellxthecatt @SoftControversy well the way this could be one of several i see regularly on the TL (it applies equally to all of them btw)