Sterling Archer (sorta)

play nice

[🎃🔶-Archy-🔶🎃 @localArchy]

if my sister AI generated me forgiving my killer i would come back from the death and kill them both

[D @Deb_livnletliv]

25 Years of Modi ji.

2011: Planning for 2050 is wild. We won’t even be here to see it.
2014: Give me 60 months.
2016: Give me only 50 days.
2023: Give me just 5 years.
2025: Give me time until 2035.
2026: Will make Viksit Bharat by 2047

WE WILL DO IT 🤦

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Two guys made an app to show your friends a picture of your dog with filters and instead it ended up destroying the mental health of millions

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@vasudevg @ChristinMP_ I wonder what they get for lunch?!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Said every dictator ever

[Jen Zhu @jenzhuscott]

16 years of turning a whole generation into vain, insecure shallow beings with inability to stay present and chronically need of external affirmations.

[Krauli @KrauliCapital]

@a16z @kevin @mikeyk The benefit to the world if someone could go back in time and nuke this room

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@baldwhiner The only way these infographics would make real sense is if the headline was "81% are meat eaters, the rest wish to be!"

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@nextminutenews7 where exactly are these scenes taking place where passersby don't even flinch and just carry on with there day?!!

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

HR needs to stop. Forcing me into an escape room with coworkers I actively avoid is not team building. It is a hostage situation. I do not want to solve riddles with Smith from Accounting. I want to close my laptop at 5pm and never see any of you until Monday.

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@ever_pessimist Dude is stylish! Color coordinated his shoes with his shirt!

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@DriveSmart_IN @motordave2 The scooterist gave the car driver a look which translates to “just you wait, I’m going to throw a tantrum!”

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@DriveSmart_IN The helmet rolling away in the end is the most spookiest part of the video

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@LarissaFernand what is "mother of a bull market" anyways?!!
The problem wish such tweets is that you can't tell if they're being sarcastic or genuine. They've devised a way of posting such that it can apply in both scenarios.

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@naveenmzs @vasudevg Honestly I was thinking how can a flyover not open in one go! Then I read about the ramps!!

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@Deadlykalesh @gharkekalesh Looks like it went perfectly fine to me.

[Maitreya Bhakal @MaitreyaBhakal]

A Jew dies and meets God, and asks Him, "Is it wrong to commit a genocide of Palestinians?"

"Yes," God replies.

"Damn," says the Jew. "Antisemitism is more widespread than I thought."

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@DriveSmart_IN @ashiskar02 @Lenskart_com @titaneyeplus Hi there. Spectacle-wearer for over 30 years. IMO, you should get your eyes tested at those eye specialty places, the kind that dilate eyes etc. Go to Lenskart or Titan Eye only for purchasing frames.

[Sterling Archer (sorta) @likeitmatters4u]

@blrmetrotracker @ever_pessimist Gotta hand it to @ever_pessimist . Dude has been on fire lately with that video and this article!