Ruben

On my eleventith regeneration #PugPoppa to @MangchiThePug and @KeesoThePug, King of @HousePugaryen RIP Lola, RuBear, Rocky and Patch you are missed #Pals

[Ruben @likethesando]

I’m a lot of different people and one of those people is I pass on a new Ping Driver so my Lola @LOLAandRuBEAR can drink standing up again

[Ruben @likethesando]

@BestBuy guys WTF, what do you mean I can’t buy something at 730 and pick it up at 830? That’s 1 hour. That’s YOUR offer. I didn’t demand it. That’s your shit. What’s the fucking point? It’s going to be faster to grab one off the shelf at this point BUT you offered curbside 1 hr

[Ruben @likethesando]

@HardinSenya Firm hand shake

[Ruben @likethesando]

I told my brother @Justin_Gaethje was gonna FOR SURE win when I saw he walked out in chanclas 🩴 lol #freedom250 #ufcfreedom250 #ufc #MMAtwitter #ANDNEW #undisputed

[Ruben @likethesando]

@lilverrby Someone say Pug Play Day?! 😀‼️😀 - @MangchiThePug @KeesoThePug

[Ruben @likethesando]

@MrBeast Jim, sorry this didn’t go the plan. People? amiright?! Anywho, I’d hate for that M to go by the way side. I’m taking my mom to lunch rn, so maybe I’ll pick it up after? Or this evening. I’m fairly open today. No need for the M to not have a home. Talk soon. Txs Jim !

[Ruben @likethesando]

Hokit and Skattebo revive the Jackass franchise AND OR star in Step Brothers II “Step-Step Brothers” sons of Brennen and Dale #UFC327

[Ruben @likethesando]

@NACHOS2D_ I am inevitable
followed by
I am immortal
then the KO
just a random note no one asked for lol

[Ruben @likethesando]

Perhaps a person only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left.
I have resembled this remark

[Ruben @likethesando]

@DaintyWilder Can I risk most? Someone has to take care of my pups

[Ruben @likethesando]

im catching up on #UFCSeattle and MY GOODNESS! Grasso bout snatched Barber's head on her shoulders

[UFC @ufc]

COUNTER LEFT LANDS PERFECTLY 🤯

@AlexaGrasso wins in round 1 with a perfect shot & RNC!

[ #UFCSeattle | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]

[Ruben @likethesando]

@AvaLaVista235 @AngelMelly you gotta eat fren, pre or post goon lol

[Ruben @likethesando]

Dear Internets,
DO NOT use @apartmentscom ! Demand another platform. They are ONLY a payment processor. They provide ZERO oversight for harassment through the platform, late fees added to on time payments, threats to pets or lease details enforcement uploaded to the platform

[Ruben @likethesando]

@Mintmobile hey dudes, you gotta have some kinda of options whenst a renewal is up and the phone is in repair. CS is telling I have to pay for a renewal I will not be able to use or lose my number and we are just waiting for a new charging board for me phone.

[Ruben @likethesando]

My mom just called the Pats to score and they did. If this is a turning point give my mom a ring @Patriots lol
Just putting this out there because whomst is gonna know from our little country town of I don’t tweet about it

[Ruben @likethesando]

@rowsvee let's get a leash for the cat and walk em with the pups. cats and dogs walking together, So unhinged!
maybe pupcups and some blueberry muffins to share.

[Ruben @likethesando]

@Tesla @elonmusk y'all, my neighbors dog has been taken and the person whomst took it is in a tesla. Police say there's no address on file. Can y'all help ??? Please and thank you

[Ruben @likethesando]

could use training on dealing with citizens in distress. it absolutely feels like I am getting railroaded for asking for basic living conditions and responsibility from the homeowners AND who threatens a dog???@WFLA @tampabay28 @FOX13News @10TampaBay @MacDill_AFB @tampabaytimes

[Ruben @likethesando]

I'm fighting a retaliatory eviction from @USArmy @NationalGuard soldier because they refuse to accept responsibility for equipment causing stressful living conditions and damages in the home and so under L/T i gave notice and short paid ONE month after 30+ on time payments for

[Ruben @likethesando]

EVERY agency under The Sunshine State and I am told @RonDeSantis stripped enforcement authority from many of the agencies I reported these stewards of slum. People have said I am doing a great job defending myself pro-se but I tell you what, it does not feel that way. The judge