Jessica Keener

more ominous than usual

[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

Business idea: uh... twitter
😆 Who's in?

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@juliaturner @SlateCultFest Thank you for mentioning this 😅

[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

@RadiusChicago @FeistMusic Is there an opener?

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[David Lei @davidlei]

Flaco, the @centralparkzoo’s Eurasian eagle-owl, is so handsome. Last night, he flew to the south end of Literary Walk, where he swooped at a rat unsuccessfully. Then he returned to the zoo’s edge. This long exposure was faintly lit by street lights. #birds #birdwatching #birdcpp

[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

Lol @ Republicans

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Predictions Made in 1923 About 2023

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[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

Thank god twitter is still here for me to post my good #wordle game, don't know what I'd do without ya Wordle 494 2/6*

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[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

Who’s at #misfits 🧐

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Hype year for jams I played https://t.co/chqHvYmNLK via @YouTubeMusic

[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

Today I use my "sorry i was late to work, i was up too late watching 'The Staircase'" excuse. Everyone gets one right? Right.

[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

You ever get a random wig in your amazon box? #ihave

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@michaelianblack You better be!!! (I don’t watch the show)

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Sharing is caring... that I did good on the #wordle Wordle 298 3/6*

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[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

[Me changing rulers] “now THAT’s an inch!”

[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

I could not agree more. I thought the slap was more funny than scandal-of-the-century. Calm yourselves and carry on.
https://t.co/3NoZGvHuy6 via @slate

[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

Apologies to anyone who has ever tried to contact me on any form of social media ever

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Everybody HAS to share their #wordle today Wordle 281 4/6*

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[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

@Copy_Culture @amazingamaiyah Ugh, that sounds awful, I’m sorry ❤️‍🩹

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who can top this hmmm? Wordle 275 2/6*

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[Jessica Keener @likeyeah]

It was a dinner seasoned with sauciness and reproofs!