Chiquimafiosa

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Not my Uber falling asleep at the stop light

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Mexicans will snort coke with chamoy & Tajín if you let them

[Emo Bot 9000 @EmoBot9000]

day one

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Bitches dead ass watching whole ass series during work hours

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Is it me or employees doing the bare minimum at work another post covid years consequence?

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Adulting is so hard 😩 I need an assistant

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

This is how you handle a tear gas canister. Pour water around the canister. That’s to help seal the base of the traffic cone used to contain it. Then you douse it from the top and cover it. It’s extremely effective.

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

How am I supposed to get my body done with all this student loan debt 😩 ugh

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Having depression feels like being jet lagged ALL the time

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Texting me at your gender reveal is crazy

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Last night I dreamt that I accidentally donated my gun to goodwill and was struggling to get it back before they put it on display 🤣

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

My boss a yt women born and raised in Spain told me she considers herself “Latina” BAHAHGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Some of my clients call me “doctora” and I think I might have to go to med school for them cause what if they really think I’m a doctor?!

[໊ @user0000O0]

"fatherless behavior" no i act like this because of my mother

[victor @40sqft]

have yall ever had vietnamese coffee like ofc they won that war

[Chiquimafiosa @lil_mobby]

Bella Hadid’s cowgirl outfits mid

[misa @misaboca]

buemdia

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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