emotional support titties

That’s not a very productive use of your emotional resources

[emotional support titties @lil_queazy]

This is going to be a thread of every dumb thing said in my house during quarantine

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yeah.. *flicks cigarette* i knew the muffin man

[joey @joboduj]

sorry bro i cant make it i've got naptime with my cat at 4:00 pm sharp

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

i like wearing low cut shirts because i like staring at my own tits

[eve. @virtual_eevee]

i have big boobs therefore i am always right

[éponine ꕤ @touch1tari]

we do have a song of summer its just not a 2026 song https://t.co/NlQ4qu4Xm7

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

no data center on Earth is worth the bees, water, and trees.

[` @ymmmayer]

Honey Bees make our food, A.I. doesn't. Save the Honey Bees, not data centers

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I didn’t respect authority figures

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

What's up with all these universities inviting commencement speakers whose whole thing is to tell graduates they have no future?

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

That man is robbing us blind.
It hasn’t even been 2 full years.
By the time his term is finished, the US will have $4, no schools, no healthcare, no water, no clean air, no food, no economy, no chance lmao.

Just police officers, cancer, and AI data centers.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[Dan Runcie @RuncieDan]

The 2026 song of the summer will be 1982’s “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson.

[Sasha @mjjnkim]

this Michael mania is lowkey an issue as a teacher because the kids keep yelling hee hee all the time in class and I barely tell them to stop but also this one kid came into the class moonwalking and instead of telling him off I told him to raise his feet a little more…

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

I think they should take chromebooks out of classrooms entirely because they’re glorified tablets. Bring back having computer lab as a class so they know how to save documents to their computer and include typing lessons as well

[˖᯽ ݁˖ pop backup ˖᯽ ݁˖ @popbackupp]

anok yai walks for gucci '27 cruise

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.