Swag Moneyyy | a Sara stan account 💞

i have that song on my hipster playlist

[des ⭒ stargirl ⭒ forever // always 🥀 @RebelCreators]

throwing up over being perceived 😵‍💫

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

HOW IS KINDLE UNLIMITED IF I HAVE A FUCKING LIMIT????????

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[amoreena ⚢ 🌜 @forsappho_]

i wonder how big my dick would be if i had one

[BIG BOI @SOYBiGBOi]

wearing clean girl makeup to your South Asian wedding are you mad 😭

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

you can’t “gotcha!” me about not wanting the vgk to win because i already know the canes aren’t any more ethical than them but i’m not saying i want the canes to win i’m saying i want the vgk to lose

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

ITS MY FIRST DAY AT WORK AND NOOOOOO NO THEY ARE GIVING ME A WORK PHONE PLEASE NOOOO

[champteta @musicncode]

removed masters degree from my cv and got three calls i don't know what to say anymore

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

My abortion is the kind people love to judge the most. I wasn’t underage, I wasn’t assaulted, and there was no medical emergency. I got pregnant because I knowingly had unprotected sex, no accident, no rare failure, just my own choices.

By their standards, it was “irresponsible.” I knew abortion was an option, and I took it. Not because I couldn’t survive it or raise a child, I simply didn’t want one. I wanted sex without becoming a parent, and I chose not to carry the pregnancy.

There’s no redemption arc here. I don’t regret it. Nothing terrible happened to me afterward, no punishment, no downfall. My life is still good. And that reality alone challenges everything people like to assume about women who make this choice.

[HewisLamilton🐢 @notsussychungus]

"a bad daughter is just an average son"

[Capitals Replays 🍁 @capsreplays]

#ALLCAPS DUHAIME BEATS THE BREAKS OFF TANEV AND THE WHOLE CAPS BENCH GOES TO SEE HIM IN THE PENALTY BOX

[charlotte !! @snoopysrozanov]

when you’ve had a hard week but don’t smoke:

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

Climbing the corporate ladder so l can send emails with no greetings, just "Approved, Thx"

Get Outlook for iOS

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan @midaeros]

Mangetout

[beck @unrivaled]

well maybe if they didn’t put literal crack in it, we could move on. but alas.

[x - av @crosbaes9]

who up thinking about ilya going “fuuuck” in the vegas hotel scene

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Swag Moneyyy | a Sara stan account 💞 @thicca_masala]

@RebelCreators YESSS 🤭😍