ms. brightside

25☿ she/her but dont refer to me..........................., Ⓐ all of it for all of us. 🏴

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

look. life’s bad, every1’s sad, were all gona die. but i already got this inflatable boumcy castle so are u gona take ur shoes off or wat

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

she want to be white trash so bad

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

Red Bull is so real for politically aligning themselves almost exclusively with bartenders and board sports athletes. So tasteful

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

Life aint easy for a boy named sue

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

Guys why did we even like james charles to begin with I'm confused

[sabrina @abelinasabrina]

OH SHIT I REALLY AM SHADOWBANNED FOR THIS ONE

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

Huh??????

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions.

The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

Hey if ur going to a bar maybe look up their hours so that you don't sit with an empty beer for 35 min after the bartender is ready to leave:)

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

Ok everyone I'm listening to Radiohead again so if you can't reach me it's because I'm on a grippy sock vacation

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Take a wild guess which book governor DeSantis has banned….

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

all this instead of just hiring an actual plus sized actor is fucking nuts

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

I'm more creative on Trazodone than a man could ever be sober

[Basil🧡 (they/them) @LinkofSunshine]

Someone leaking the entire no fly list on this fucking blog is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[ms. brightside @lil_spresso]

When I stand up too fast and black out I see TOOL album covers

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

marry me and receive my dowry: instagram follows from 8-10 of my closest friends