Jet-Pack Jackarie

❄💧LaCroix Boi💧❄🌬
🪨$lab King🪨

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

I don't care what the science says, you'll have to pry my multivitamin gummies from my COLD DEAD HANDS!!!

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Free the Areola, not the nipple... just the Areola 💯

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

If everyone just stopped, dropped, shuttem down, and opened up shop more, all of our problems would be solved #PrayforDMX

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

If that goddamn "Easter Bunny" thinks he can just come into MY familys house, he's gonna be met by BOTH barrels of my 12 GAUGE #WEDONTCALL911

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

@countchappy And Harry Connick Jr. is Dean lmao. How have I not googled that movie before?

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

It's blowing my mind right now that Vin Diesel was the voice of the Iron Giant in the all time great movie The Iron Giant.

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Chipotle should start making enchiladas. Change my mind...

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Snap-on is the "Supreme" of tools 💯

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

I've never been proud to be from Indiana, but learning that our official state beverage is Water might change that 💦💦💦 #Hydrohomies

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Walked past a sledding hill yesterday, and didn't see a single jump made. Kids these days, smh...

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Sun Dried Tomatoes sound great, until you realize they're essentially just nastier raisins

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Hamboning will save your LIFE some day💯

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

I'm glad I live in 2021, and can watch lord of the rings extended editions back to back like a maniac, instead of waiting an entire year for the next one to come out like those miserable nerds in the early 2000's had to 💯

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

@MirrorKissesVA Happy birthday George 🎉

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Hi, my name is Jackarie, aaand I like to party 🤘

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Ironic that a mask would be the most helpful thing you could wear while breaking into Congress lmao #CapitolHill #WearADamnMask

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

DELETE HIS ACCOUNT

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

Don't forget to drink water!

[Jet-Pack Jackarie @lil_tegridy]

@theneedledrop I'll take "brand new sentences" for 200, Alex.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER