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[Cogito @cogito_yuri]

Imagine not believing Trump is dead just because there's "no evidence." Where's your sense of whimsy, your joie de vivre

[Eddy ✨ @naomi_edxo]

this is me sending my friends all of the Kenny/JaNa screenshots rn

[Aaron West @oeste]

if you’re truly hating correctly you will take the requisite time to learn everything about the subject you are hating on, just to hate better. to hate deeper. to hate more efficiently and effectively.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da suicide isn’t Da answer!

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Pokémon Go to the Polls

[Hannah Fishman @HANnah_SOL0]

I hate Texas halloween, what do you mean you're Ted Cruz abandoning the state during a crisis

[Dorinda Deadly @dorindadeadly]

Halsey impersonates Jill Zarin crashing the Scary Island trip for new album, ‘The Great Impersonator,’ coming out Friday, October 25th.

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Tom Sandovals new movie… best actor, second only to the vine actor, best role. Playing himself suits him well.

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Replaying the moment the airplane guy told the old people next to me he could “hold a gun to my head” and I wouldn’t notice because I was playing on my switch when he was talking to someone else… why did that happen

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@patpatpatpatttt Where’s the egg?

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@jonathancdn96 Of course. She will never fall!!

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Listening to 365, engine overheated, car broke down on the side of the road, 1.5 hr late to work with coffee in hand, brat summer

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For the Olympics, are the athletes allowed to pick their size or is it based on measurements? Can you rock a XXL or super tight T-shirt if that’s your vibe?

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

you know who else is having a brat summer? my nephew tyler! he bit a kid at summer school

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@patpatpatpatttt I love lying and I failed in business.

[tate @50FirstTates]

[picking petals off a flower] we're cooked. we are so back. we're cooked. we are so back. we're cooked

[Kliffoth🔴〰️🔴 @Kliffoth_VT]

I would like to inform you that people are stuffing cash between the mothman statue's ass crack again...

[tatum @planetgraves]

Traffic no longer bugs me. I’ve created a loving environment inside of my car. I’ll get there when I get there..