Lily

[Lily @lilafun13]

If you don't want it mentioned in a rap battle don't do it

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

The Giants, Jets, and Bills are 1-0 in Mamdanistan and its greater territories (upstate)

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Something really evil about electric salt and pepper shakers. They are not supposed to be like that

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

They letting anybody be realtors these days. I wouldn’t buy a gingerbread house from you bitches

[The Mist @Clinton2028]

Mitch McConnell is in the hospital because he is pregnant and will get an abortion

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

MITCH MCCONNELL just made his triumphant return to the floor of the U.S. SENATE

[gabie 𝜗ৎ ݁˖ @cultsimmer]

my sims every time it’s harvestfest:

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

we are josh allen
we carry the flame

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

“You have to be a sick person to be enjoying the Chiefs downfall”

Me:

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“It’s negative 40 degrees.”

“Fahrenheit or Celsius?”

“…I have amazing news.”

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Science-believers to antivaxxers:

[Lily @lilafun13]

#deflategate

[Doctora La Jefa con la salsa @Mahogany_Mama]

Still waiting on that Big Beautiful ‘bituary.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

I don't love America. I love hot dogs.

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

With Trump’s tariffs in effect, we are now making popes in America

[madison @madison_tayt]

i told my long distance friend about you in a 20 minute voice memo and they think you’re a real bitch

[temple runner @misscalcula]

JD Vance do you want to meet my best friend’s boyfriend