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Lets be mutuals!

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

Nigeria is a very bad place to be intelligent.

[Pape @Bab3J0Ker]

I wanna eat on sum pretty pussy till it’s squirting in my mouth 😩🤤

[Debby @realdebby10]

Having a good fvck mate is better than being in a relationship 🙂

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“depression makes you lazy” idk man, not killing myself is kinda taking a ton of work

[leanne @toothgarden]

getting scared while high is for pussies i get horny

[M. @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[fatai @fataidtb]

go buy a zip of weed, hit the club, pay for bout 10 niggas to get in, we crunk, lit, in dis bitch

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Who get vibrator, dildo and rose for house, no wan dey sleep around

Who get pocket toto for house, na pervert

No shaking

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

gonna take a break from women to focus on substance abuse

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry son that you haven’t been born yet because your bitch mom has me blocked on instagram

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Enzo Maresca’s first move at Chelsea was signing Kiernan Jewsbury Hall from Leicester. Now we’re being linked with Malo Gusto because he coached him before.

Nothing screams “I have no talent ID” louder than trying to reunite with your former players everywhere you go.

If Malo Gusto ends up at Man City, I’m launching a generational agenda against Maresca and Hugo Viana. Every dropped point, every bad performance, every loss #MarescaOut, #VianaOut.

[3 @tresokure]

nigeria subsconciously trains you to live a small and timid life.

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

Norway team doing the rowing celebration with Haaland in front after qualifying 😭😭😭

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

You’re an okada rider and your wife is a roasted corn seller, but you have 9 children. 9!!!. Do we even have social services in Nigeria

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

e better make u dey zero than make you dey owe money.

[BIG LEO🦅 @leodey4u]

Lowkey na this number dey check up on 80% of Nigerians 😂