scorpion woman

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

[alisa @squirtstain]

disappointed in kanye’s porn tastes

very pedestrian

insists upon itself

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Truly one of the funniest videos ever dropped on the internet 😭😭

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

how i feel when i see pics of bianca censori

[carsonfour @carsonfour]

“Sir a second Temu ad has aired”

[b. @oc3ansluut]

Christmas is way prettier when you have astigmatism.

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

[kiara (allegedly) @ki_tranada]

yes chef (romantically)

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Out there, it’s Max. But in this house it’s HBO.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

not me in the corner in the spotlight losing my religion

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

coming soon

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

if your bf likes a girls picture it’s because he thinks she’s prettier than you and wishes you looked like her

[scorpion woman @lilbeanski]

Mama I made it

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw a minion in real life i would put it in the microwave

[scorpion woman @lilbeanski]

Perks of dating an older man: doesn’t know what social media is.

[scorpion woman @lilbeanski]

Iowa may be a dump BUT I swear I’ve never met more sincere, genuine human beings