kelly 🧩

if you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

it took one day in barcelona before i spotted a mayo jersey YE ARE RELENTLESS

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

does this mean i get a fun bespoke recording of myself talking absolute mash to the taxi driver as a hungover fear tactic the next day? truly godless

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@pronaggin have you considered I'm an old hag scared of change?

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

me and my friends would have killed instagram instants with hammers I can tell you that much

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@ailleanach no stop i’m on high vigilance because i know someone’s gonna accidentally post boob unaware im practically an online neighborhood watch

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@PeteOCeallaigh very tropical

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

this is like erecting a statue of the final pint of murphys that put me into an early grave last week

[Irish Examiner @irishexaminer]

Cork City Council to consider tiny statue honouring mosquito linked to Oliver Cromwell’s death https://t.co/mTcVClG3VK

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

if we get an independent scotland can i pleaseeee buy a chili mango buzzball after 10pm it’s for my freedom and my country

[erin @vanillaspitt]

being called a stupid cow in my replies but I just know in an independent scotland I’d be able to get salt n chilli chips n curry sauce before 4pm on days where im this hungover

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@ASocRepYT my team will take this on board cheers

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

bertie ahern looks like something you’d steal off an aul lady’s front lawn

[Aontú @AontuIE]

Looks like many Fianna Fáilers are voting Aontú in this by-election.

#aontú

[fellipe @lisanhaderach]

boa noite primavera

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@ASocRepYT totally but if you help corrupt a country into oblivion then years later girls on the internet are allowed make fun of you thems my rules

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@godthrewthedice @feinmhuinin should have spent some money on that elizabeth arden during the boom i know that for sure

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@ThePenisLiquor he set us back more ways than one xx

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@yayaryem knew there would be a few!! gonna be class

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

even tho i couldn’t swing a cat without bumping into one of ye last time #irishtwt anyone going primavera this year?

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@thotdem0n under the catalonian sun 🤩🤩🤩

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

@uncle_creature hahhahaha i forgot i got some shooters in the uk as well i should have said nothin xxxx

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

happy to be apart of #irishtwt now that i’ve moved away i don’t think anyone from glasgow is going to bring up the gay cafe or sex chat to me in the pub at least

[rae ✮⋆˙ @clitlord77]

pov: ur stuck in the back rooms with johnny knoxville