Jaswinder Singh

Fuck insta.

[Jaswinder Singh @LilBitPlus]

Punjabi saade duniye de jede kaune ch howe, Punjab toh kade door ni hoye !
#punjab
#IStandWithFarmers

[Jaswinder Singh @LilBitPlus]

hey @grok why is your name grok?

[François Chollet @fchollet]

Dopamine does not spike highest for guaranteed rewards. It spikes highest at reward prediction error. If you want to have fun in life, you should stop avoiding risk and uncertainty.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Neuralink’s first product is called Telepathy.

It enables high-speed communication with computers or humans simply by thinking. Output bandwidth will vastly exceed the fastest human speech or typing in a few years. Read that sentence again.

[Ray @rincidium]

our website is very sexy...

https://t.co/3I05IHp3kX

[Greg Brockman @gdb]

Announcing three major scientific discoveries, one each in mathematics (harmonic analysis), computer science (complexity theory), and physics (quantum field theory).

AI starting to help us improve our understanding of the universe! https://t.co/VkfacopR2R

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Dog tells his owner his blind friend deserves a treat first.. 🥺

Dogs are the best.. 😊

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Rothmus Those who are opposed to corporations and favor government do not realize that government is simply the largest, most monopolistic corporation of all and it has a monopoly on violence.

[NFTmachine 🤖 @boobs_scary]

Cheat code for achieving remarkable things as an individual is to psychotically compare yourselves to entire teams with infinite resources and beat yourself up mentally until you derive clever enough solutions to reach parity with them.

[X Ethan @XEthanai]

The truth will set you free

-Elon musk

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[Herrington Darkholme @hd_nvim]

-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
4
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

[Unix @Unixsystem13]

Imagine trying to brute force 1 out of 394,020,061,963,944,792,122,790,401,001,436,138,050,797,392,704,654,466,679,482,934,042,457,217,714,972,106,114,142,662,548,849,156,408,066,279,903,068,160 possible values and getting it on the 5th try.

[Dire @golfingguy250]

@NSACyber NSA pissed their back door was made public

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Lie on your resume MF
They lied in the job description too

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Surround yourself with people who see a flying car and say, "Awesome!"

Not people who see a flying car and say, "It's not actually flying" or "I don't see the point."

This post is not about cars :)

[Mario Zechner @badlogicgames]

it's beaver o'clock again

[Jaswinder Singh @LilBitPlus]

"koi mujhe jaldi chod do" - madhur virli quotes

[Tanvi @tanvitabs]

@sama @elonmusk smth feels off

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The future light cone of discoveries rounds up to 100% engineering, as the set of physics rules that govern our reality is very tiny compared to what can be done with those rules.

The reason I didn’t choose a career in physics, my favorite subject, is that I would be stuck waiting for a new collider or telescope. Better to advance technologies that ultimately enable discovery of new physics.

[jack @jack]

government of India officially removes bitchat from the App Store