emmy

Let the Green M&M Be a Nasty Little Slut

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

@chadloder "What's the problem, you a tyrant?"

Cop: "Yeah, I am actually"

[salina @bambinasalina]

no more podcasts we need FARMERS

[SLUG @generalslug]

crazy that in the 1800s platonic friends used to write letters to each other like “how i long to feel your warmth by my side and kiss your darling cheeks…” and now everybody wants to talk to the person they’re going to marry like they’re doing a parent teacher conference

[tatiana @thotjanas]

maybe i dont want to be an independent rich girlboss workaholic aunty i now want to be a stay at home pilates mentally stable housewife

[emmy @lilemchilada]

@carobunga

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

Headed to the kitchen for a cold one*

*freezer reese’s

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

Happy Devil’s Night! 😈

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

But really tho..it’s definitely giving tree

[Kurt🪛(Josef) @KurtluvsPaulDan]

@RedLightning420 Women: *makes lighthearted joke*
Men: “what if I told you I recognize all the stuff I deny happens and say we’ve achieved equality but when u make joke that I don’t like I’ll use it against u”

[emmy @lilemchilada]

Where can I find a man like him

[💭 @thinkercooke]

this olivia cooke changed lives forever.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

[bug girl @buggirl]

dudes immediately getting aggressive and demeaning when u talk about being scared of men does not achieve whatever they think it achieves. like u realize u are literally doing the thing. right now. putting ur aggression on full display because we said we r scared of ur aggression

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Morning shower people: how does it feel to sleep in your filth every night? What is it like knowing the grime of everything you’ve done this week is fermenting in your sheets? Do you ever feel clean?

[Washington's National Park Fund @WANatlParkFund]

Most Twilight fans don't know that the underlying theme of the movie is that you can enjoy Washington's national parks even when it's raining.

[.🔪 @shhhrrek]

the girls and i taking a deep dive into his psychology to discuss why he is the way he is