Emily Olson

First of all, congratulations for knowing me. You really knocked it out of the park, friend-wise.

[👽 @awwheyuu]

i'm actually planning to be more evil this year so stay the fuck away from me

[xxl✩ @hatedubem]

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut people off ? boy fck U right now on june 29th

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

I get two drinks in me and I start being evil to any man around me

[Brendan Taz Cannon @jazzwithtaz]

Me at McDonald’s, age 4

[MF VON @von1o1]

Don't nobody wanna hear your side of the story you raggedy b*tch

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

shoutout to my dasher sharty

[three eyed raven @raeigle]

Shrek fw thick bitches and took good care of his kids, 10/10

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

[Jay @idek_tb]

Me cooking pasta just for one:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

No one:

Me saying bye to my siblings:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

god the bar is so low for men like as long as you take a shower and change your sheets once a week you’re good to go meanwhile i’m literally getting a laser shot into my butthole rn

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

*Various media members “Vikings are FRAUDS!”

*Me:

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Oh my god 💀 #skol https://t.co/4aLBpAsMYT

[Eric Thompson @eric_j_thompson]

Absolutely dying at @athielen19 spitting out the turkey 🤣

[🆂🆃🅴🅵🅵🅻 @mariasteffl]

You ready for thanksgiving?😂 @lilemwyolson

[Tokoissick @tokoissickk]

me to my therapist tomorrow so i dont get sent away

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my guardian angel after their shift with me

[Latson @Larsona_5]

@Vikings