cold mac

invested in hamlet

[sarah miller @sarahlovescali]

The woman who cuts my hair texted that she is switching salons and I replied wherever thou goeth I shall go, and where thou dwell so shall I and thy people shall be my people and she hearted it

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

What if the pope told you to love your neighbor as yourself and care for the poor

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[jár @jarodzsz]

you can buy a bottle of wine and drink it alone in your poorly furnished apartment #YouCanBuyABottleOfWineAndDrinkItAloneInYourPoorlyFurnishedApartment

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

starting a collection

[Amanda Atwell @AmandaMAtwell]

It will never be funny to me seeing northerners poke fun at Texans for prepping for a winter storm when one literally killed hundreds in 2021 due to our lousy infrastructure that is vastly ill equipped for major winter weather events

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself

[abby @lovesicknoon]

breaking news on the uncle sam billboard

[Puck @Puckmeat]

Trans Vampire: "this is me 1000 years on T"

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

the pope literally died a couple of months ago

[cold mac @lilhamlett]

@CurtsWorld96 Hi!!

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

A Teen Was Suicidal. ChatGPT Was the Friend He Confided In. https://t.co/mflxIFGuce

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

when she announces another album during her vows

[Gene Park @GenePark]

im always thinking about this tweet

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Bro you gotta try this high protein Caesar salad cold brew air fryer overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram