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UMASS 2020

[lil @lili_brook]

I feel like having someone's email address means you're either REALLY close or uncomfortable acquaintances

[Aaron Blitzstein @AaronBlitzstein]

*Record scratch*

*Freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended civilization without the ability to read. Well...

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Scuba divers of the future will discover statues of ancient Egyptian gods, engulfed in coral.

[andrew:) @_adasco]

a private email seems a lot less corrupt then a muslim ban on countries besides the ones he has business deals with doesn't it

[Megh Wright @megh_wright]

My dad starts chemo Monday. Here's just ONE prescription he needs. It's really very simple: without Obamacare, within 8 months he'd be dead.

[lil @lili_brook]

@Mojojojoy_ be happy, I can't fit into clothes I bought last summer 😬😭

[mar. @MarwanO_]

If you're having a bad day

[MBA Young Girl @calflean]

Cure to life threatening diseases like AIDS, cancer are withheld from the public for profit https://t.co/OEzjCeejHO

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The women of this country have the right to control their own bodies, not politicians. No cuts to Planned Parenthood.

[🎄Single Dad from a Hallmark movie🎄 @Pat_McKem]

This just in: Stanford University completely misses the point and learns nothing. https://t.co/biocMcokRp

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Clinton received almost 3 million more votes, but Trump will be the next president. It's clear the electoral college needs to be changed.

[lil @lili_brook]

@moraymalinarez yes, physics 1 and 2, my only science classes 😂

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Check out this 99-million-year-old dinosaur tail 😮

[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

When you make a good joke

[@Steven_Strauss @Steven_Strauss]

Trump: Obama is a Kenyan Muslim
Fox: America needs to hear this

CIA: Putin tried to rig election for Trump
Fox: we can't broadcast rumors

[lil @lili_brook]

@moraymalinarez it's u https://t.co/lveaDvOBkv