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Proud to be the 1,422nd 😎 on @BackerKit for KOLCHAK MEETS THE CLASSIC MONSTERS. Thanks @MonstrousBooks https://t.co/w273EM1zIs

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It’s embarrassing how I get what was once a week’s worth of chores done in an hour and a half while baby sleeps.

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I tried, Zuckerberg. Emergency services and generally most don’t use your platform. Back to Musk we go.

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Transferred from the now not used Threads lol.

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Saw a tarantula the size of my fist at the front door. Guess I’ll just die now.

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Transferred from the now not used Threads lol

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I notice lately I will go out of my way to get a better look at an interesting bird while in my ripe ol’ señora age.

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Transferred from the now not used Threads lol

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Mmm. I love “per my emailing” students.

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Transferred from the now not used Threads lol

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Girl Math: Put $25 down for ordering my car’s tire yesterday, and paid a balance of $180 today. The tire cost $180 💅🏼

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Transferred from the now not used Threads lol

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The nurse telling me, “I like how neat and tidy you keep your room” has that praise-for-the-A-student energy, and was my favorite part of induction.

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@joshcarlosjosh @mike_n_ikes23

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@ofmdframes @sydners444

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@samreich @willbcampos ROCKS!

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Some men on these tik toks be doing more than the most for their wives. I know my worth and etcetera but

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@netflix Thoughts? @mike_n_ikes23

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@sydners444 We shoulda gotten sequels instead of prequels 😭