lil knee xo

37 year old mother of four beautiful children; Brayden, Brayxton, Jaydren, and Brexit. It’s 🍷 o’⏰ ~ everywhere ~

[mi ow @meowsback]

i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m insanely hilarious and my heart is so full of love and light i’m so fucking sorry

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Getting fingered by my fiancée in her #Cybertruck

[ericanders.bsky.social @MrEAnders]

Ron DeSantis the minute he dropped out of the presidential race:

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Elon’s story is an inspiring reminder that as long as your dad owns an apartheid emerald mine, you too can become the biggest loser on earth

[trash jones @jzux]

“i’m having second thoughts” ok don’t be greedy some of us haven’t even had firsts yet

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Good night 💝

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

Standing behind two teens in line for Jamba Juice and one girl turns her whole body to conceal her phone as she googles “best smoothie to impress goth girl”. Love is alive in the mall food court

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

delicious https://t.co/etBaz0SSLq

[kel 💭 @keldotlauren]

i’m sorry this is so fucking funny

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes a really hot girl has to take a nap in the middle of the day because she is tuckered out. many do not know this!

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i must be a pussy the way i be drippin

[julia hava @binchcity]

The Supreme Court overturning Roe V. Wade while the whole country is distracted by an inconsequential event celebrating extreme wealth is, unfortunately, the most symbolic representation of America rn

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

idk if im fighting demons or if im the demon

[semi @whitewomanhood]

(texting from a padded room)
hey! i’m good how are you

[sam (dependent thinker) @CobrastanGuy]

too many of you have strayed from these core tenants