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[Evan @evanjmader]

they’re saying im gonna have to do laundry eventually

[Cheer @onlyeatoreos]

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[R @444rylee]

i be taking the gerber puffs from babies idgaf

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Normalise healthy negativity. If something is stupid I will call it stupid ❤

[C @fbgcon]

Is this real ?

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

Instead of a hot girl summer I am going to drown myself in a public pool on July 3rd.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

forgot to save some of the pasta water

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

liking and unliking tweets because on second thought, i have no fucking clue what any of you are talking about

[Mija @hi_mija]

Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right

[bri @bri1942]

I’ll never put my business on social media but im glad y'all do cuz I be bored 😭

[⋆ ✧ a powerful woman. ✧ ⋆ @hauteblood]

me every morning checking twitter like the daily paper