Anna: Oooo he’s tall. Jordan who?
Girls on Twitter: Yeah Ovie is fit, girl!
Michael: I’ve realised I’ve not been being myself. I’m having to bite my lip, tolerate things I shouldn’t, and I now feel like I can actually be me
Girls on Twitter: Men are trash
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#loveisland
Do aw the sales assistants in cruise n flannels drive range rovers n make 100k a year cos when ye walk in the shops they fuckin look ye up n down like yer the dregs of society
my whole life consists of people asking me if i’ve seen this movie and me telling them no i haven’t seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i’ll add it to the list but there is no list and i won’t watch that movie