Lillian Gandee

peaks and valleys kid

[Iliza Shlesinger @iliza]

Millennials walked so Gen Z could run. My new special, Iliza Shlesinger: A Different Animal, arrives March 11.
@PrimeVideo @AmazonMGMStudio

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

MAGA hypocrisy:

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[Whitney Houston We Have a Problem @BHacrosstheUS]

The “woke mind virus” is literally just empathy.

That’s it. It’s empathy.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

To be clear, you're calling for a New Jersey-born bishop to be deported because you don't like that she exercised her First Amendment right by delivering a sermon in accordance with her faith imploring Trump to show empathy to people?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When I started talking about Oligarchy, many people didn't understand what I meant.

Well, that's changed.

When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.

[bonky @shesbonky]

alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem

[Henry @_hjjm]

Me having non verbal time with the pet at the party

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

when Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992 and started cooking everyone the moment he left 😭😭

[Lillian Gandee @lilliangandee]

💀☠️💀☠️

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[Greta @GretaGrace20]

It's always about bathrooms.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I know everyone is talking about Matt Gaetz but please don't miss this:

Georgia fired every single person on its maternal mortality review committee. Why? They didn't like that reporters found out that the state's ban killed two women
https://t.co/flwecfYeVJ

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

The Republicans were obsessed with Obama releasing his birth certificate, and VP Harris releasing her McDonald’s pay stubs. BUT THEY don’t want to release the report investigating THEIR Attorney General nominee for allegedly hooking up with a child? Interesting how that works!

[Tom Bonier @tbonier]

We heard for most of the past 2+ years that voters were deeply concerned with inflation and the president's age. Now we have the oldest president ever elected who ran on a platform that will almost certainly lead to inflation. Great work, all.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

“i will raise 100 children with 100 of your lovers if it means i can be with you” was such an INSANE line… dwight and angela you will always be loved by ME

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today.

It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall.

The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality.

He immediately shuts it down.

"No ma'am. He's a decent family man."

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

👀 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves under-30-men by 2+ points away from Donald Trump.

That’s HUGE MOVEMENT!

Please share widely!

Guys don’t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets