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i’m the young, clean version of ol’ dirty | she/her

[valpal @lillianpotato]

my momma always told me to look on the bright side so yeah twitter deleting my account sucks but now I can finally follow my local weatherman who blocked me for the past 5 years

[valpal @lillianpotato]

#globelifefaces

[link @link_thought]

i would love zelda if she was a worm

[valpal @lillianpotato]

@sydney_book tater is a mahogany teakwood bitch i know it in my bones

[Pokémon Elite Four ◓ @PokemonBeWillin]

Mom: *leaves out poisoned bread for the rat*

Me and the rat at 3am:

[valpal @lillianpotato]

@sydney_book yeah but you have Lillian so who’s the real winner

[valpal @lillianpotato]

@sydney_book oh my god LILLIAN

[valpal @lillianpotato]

@thehankhutton end of an Era

[valpal @lillianpotato]

fuck your zodiac sign tell me whether you sing andy’s or justin’s part in 3 Way (Golden Rule) by the lonely island

[valpal @lillianpotato]

@Emily_richh one time I referenced the sonic on tiger blvd and no one knew what I was talking about and I wanted to unalive

[valpal @lillianpotato]

I was there 💞

[Lexis @Lexi__Caroline]

Nothing is more humbling than cleaning a bathroom simply because you care about the establishment and you know the door guys can’t during business hours #BackstreetsFamily

[valpal @lillianpotato]

what a nice tweet it would be a shame if it was actually just an ad for projectors, weight loss pills, and vibrators

[valpal @lillianpotato]

@brenna0326 @Lexi__Caroline I would rather cut my legs off than ever walk into that establishment

[valpal @lillianpotato]

if you even thought about voting for study hall for even less than a second, pls don’t ever even look in my general direction again

[Barstool Clemson @BarstoolClemson]

We asked what the best bar in Clemson was and these were the top 4 👀 who do you want to see represent Clemson in #BarstoolBestBar ?

[valpal @lillianpotato]

@brenna0326 like I get ttt’s winning and the wein is okay I guess but study hall literally has a bluE LIVES MATTER FLAG AND GOT THEIR WHOLE ASS BUSINESS LICENSE REVOKED FOR COMPLETELY DISREGARDING COVID GUIDELINES WHY ARE THEY BEATING BACKSTREETS