caroline

[g a b y @gabydvj]

as a hypochondriac who mostly subsists on salad i am really not responding well to the news that an explosive diarrhea parasite has infiltrated all raw vegetables

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

@UnlimitedDarsh Why does a stadium in LA even have a roof

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

Looked up the temperature in LA right now because these announcers keep talking about the heat just to see that it’s a whopping 79 degrees lmao

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

@UnlimitedDarsh Shakira is a World Cup icon

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

@UnlimitedDarsh I thought this guy was cancelled like years ago

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

It turns out the great egg price increase that helped topple Joe Biden's presidency was <checks notes> due to an alleged conspiracy among egg producers to artificially increase prices and the coverage of that fact is a blink-and-you-miss-it story on the NYT website 🙃

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

Thank god this man has zero charisma

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance attempts to tell a joke at Biden's expense to the troops -- and gets absolutely zero reaction 😬

[paraless @crowankas]

what doesn’t kill you gets suggested to you on instagram

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

Everyone: AI is amazing
Alexa: the first World Cup match today is England vs Congo doctor

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

Important reminder for 4th of July / 250th anniversary

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

@UnlimitedDarsh Omg I actually get your vague posting for once

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The Buttigiegs have experienced a nightmare that should never have happened at all.

I hope whoever is responsible is found and held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. https://t.co/mFaGCzZYJB

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

generally don’t mind living close to a primary school but if you asked me what i think they’re learning lately i’d say it’s at least 80% How To Scream Really Loud

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

Day 2 of homeownership: accidentally locked myself out of the house with all of the keys inside

[Amy Diehl, Ph.D. @amydiehl]

Study finds narcissism the only trait that predicted objections to remote work. The higher the opinions of themselves leaders expressed, the more they coveted power and status — the more they favored return-to-office mandates. @AdamMGrant https://t.co/5dc9BWzjkB

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

The most soothing sounds in the world are ocean waves and mourning doves

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

Okay I love Greenville but mid-sized feels a little generous

[Jason Richards @SimpleCRE]

Best mid-sized downtown in America.

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

@Pizza_Troll_ 😔 there is no basement but there is a loft

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

how it started —> how it’s going

[caroline @thoughtsbycaro]

@Pizza_Troll_ Thank you!!! ❤️