gassed up shawty

a smart cookie

[gassed up shawty @lillinzzz]

don’t trust people who tell you that you look better with your hair straightened

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

For example nothing

[🐝 @beyzhive]

the devil incarnate he’s literally the spawn of satan 😭

[arshia @arshia__]

seriously considering declaring today the worst day of my life

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

Love Island UK is about the general public’s inability to handle a baddie when actually confronted with one and Love Island US is about the power of female friendship in the face of domestic terrorism

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

this is how murakami writes female characters

[mimi @immienne]

wanting a bf is like wanting wingstop u don’t really want it

[Christina Von Boleyn @saintbvnny]

i’m bilingual i can lol and mdr

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[tori 🌹🌻🐈‍⬛ @plantbasedagony]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”

[stephen 🇹🇹 @stephenattong]

canadians be like did you get $49.11 from the bread settlement

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

People of Toronto: pleasseee Doug we can’t afford housing

Doug Ford: you asked for it, you got it. You can now convert your PC Optimum Points into FanDuel Bonus Bets

[КΧИG♠️ @KxngSpade]

I don't even jokingly call myself a loser anymore. Not when there are people AI'ing themselves into the front row at NBA games.

[fuck it we bawl @fuckitwebawl_]

“i am under no impression that my one small career could ever measure up in comparison to even one human life”

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

i love the "its inevitable so why fight it" argument coming from rich older women who spend a lot of time and money fighting another supposedly inevitable thing

[𝖘 𝖍 𝖑 𝖔 𝖗 𝖕 is tattooing cool ppl @shlorp]

Chills dude. Stop motion really is a labour of love.

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

A 72-year-old Amazon worker