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[ً @lillitharcana]

Chances are I'll get locked out of this account because I don't have access to the email or phone # linked to it anymore... FANTASTICCCCC

[ً @lillitharcana]

@alondrahdz__ Hopefully it’s an easy and cheap fix you can do yourself. Ppl at AutoZone can help you. If it’s a lot (brakes/transmission/alternator) Noah can help teach you! Just lmk what happens

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Betty White, 1957.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If 2020 was the year of COVID, and 2021 was the year of more COVID, 2022 will be the year of still more COVID.

[Target @Target]

Stop looking for happiness in places that aren’t target

[xoe @xoe_haze]

link in bio. Wonder out everywhere

[Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein]

Merry Fxxxing Christmas from everyone at Ted Lasso.

[Lucien Greaves @LucienGreaves]

Well, the "American Herald Newspaper" has published a 90 day eviction notice for all members of TST to vacate the United States. Our collusion with the "New World Order Agenda" has resulted in forced deportation. As you can see, it's all very official...
https://t.co/EQxMTFWIkQ

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs

[Jakery, DON’T @jakery]

them: what’s the one thing you never leave home without?

me: anxiety

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Guys calm down, stop freaking out, it's just a bunch of actuators and motors with rubber stretched over them to simulate facial movement. It's all preprogrammed. It's just for research.

Internally: nope nope nope nope nope

[ً @lillitharcana]

My favorite selfie of all time because I was sitting in Central Park in NYC when I took it 🤠 #NewProfilePic

[ً @lillitharcana]

After 3½ years of working in a small business of 3 people, I'll be returning to the workforce in corporate mode tomorrow. I don't know how I'll behave in a environment of over 250 employees.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A cartoon by Amy Hwang. #NewYorkerCartoons

[ً @lillitharcana]

I'm both at the same time...

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

I see “Millenials Aren’t Having Babies” is making the rounds again. To sum it up: our planet is dying, no one is getting paid enough, there’s not adequate maternity leave, no one can afford hospital bills, most of us can’t afford a house—like what did you think would happen?

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

Hope you haven’t stopped caring about kids in cages, because the other day in Chicago an Afghan refugee child broke and jumped through a 4th floor window to try and escape the horrific conditions in the detainment facility. Children there are attempting suicide and refusing food.

[ً @lillitharcana]

@onefinancehq Gotcha! Thanks for being awesome. Y'all's customer service is...

[ً @lillitharcana]

@onefinancehq Quick Q: my paycheck usually drops on Tuesdays (used to be paid on Thursdays at old bank but yay early deposit 🥳)… will it be the case this week considering the holiday?