Lilly Gately

i don't know what i'm doing here

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

hey sorry i’m late i was on google maps doing every corn maze in the american southwest

[heelersbot @heelersbot]

it’s the weekend baby

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

bf said he wouldn’t keep me as a pet if I was a worm. trouble in paradise

[Joywave @joywave]

Enjoy.

EP arrives 6.25.21.

https://t.co/8I3iZM9vbM

[SN🙂FU @snafuqd]

you had it, you had meat coffee, it's too late now you cannot change this

[Kieran @kieransofar]

thingamabob is short for thingamarobert

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I love games like the Sims and animal crossing like "imagine how you could decorate a home if you had money"

[Kieran @kieransofar]

me: [barging in] i’m worried that i might be turning invisible

doctor: do you have an appointment?

me: no

doctor: i can’t see you then

me: ᵒʰ ˢʰⁱᵗ ᵒʰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

[Lilly Gately @lillygately23]

@RKIngrum no sushi 4 u

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Putting more and more weighted blankets on me until finally I am pressed like a panini

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

Quick impeachment break to say that as someone who’s been to many Zoom court hearings over the past year, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. “I’m here live. I’m not a cat.”

[Lilly Gately @lillygately23]

@sptonjohn @shiraisinspired This is exactly my experience too!!!