Lil Ms Chainsaw ⚙️

Psychologist, chainsaw and axe enthusiast, shed dweller, subversive, Japanese van lover. Lash game strong. Ain't Mrs or Miss: it's Dr. Insta: @lil_ms_chainsaw

[Lil Ms Chainsaw ⚙️ @lilmschainsaw]

Little disclaimer: this is a personal Twitter relating to my hobbies and non-work related interests. It is not representative of my paid employment in any way shape or form. Please respect my right to have a life outside of work. Thanks :)

[Neel Bhatt @_Neelsreeldeel]

Gladiators during the Gauntlet #Gladiators

[https://gerardkcohen.me @gerardkcohen]

I am officially no longer the Engineering Manager for the Accessibility Experience Team at Twitter. I have words. 🧵

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It was a long wait to see @DougStanhope in Manchester cause of the whole covid thing. He came out trippin’ balls and did not disappoint. Fucking genius through and through

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@AmazonHelp No Chuck, I think you’ve missed what I’m trying to say here pal.

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Thanks @AmazonUK for delivering something in a clear wrapper unboxed that I absolutely did not want my kids to see. They’re probably traumatised for life now. I know I am 😬

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@DougStanhope @chrisrock Consider it done 🤜🏻🤛🏻

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@AndyKeay I headbutted the Perspex screen at the Morrisons checkout this week if it’s any consolation. Accidentally, might I add.

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@thelukegriffin @billieeilish Baffles me

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Can’t stop thinking about the fact my stepdaughter was supposed to see her first ever gig @billieeilish tonight with her mate, but the mate made up a load of shite about her and the mum messaged A KID saying that she wouldn’t take her anymore. What a cunt.

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@MrTom @billieeilish I know right. I just feel so gutted for her.

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@STIHL_GB 😋

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@MrTom @thelukegriffin @nerdyls I’ve no idea, I don’t work there anymore myself!

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@thelukegriffin @MrTom @nerdyls I can’t get my head around that. Unless it was covered up by another display. Looks like it’s had multiple pins in it?

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Les Dennis says he wonders if Britney Spears is actually being afforded TOO MUCH freedom now.

“She flytipped a load of fax machines on my front lawn and the police just stood there laughing,” he said

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He deffo said omnicron

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Hey @FedExHelpEU, I’ve missed 4 attempts at delivery (I didn’t have prior communication regarding any of them, and I am out at work during the day). When I use the card it says I can’t rearrange and to ring customer services. This just cuts out. Any advice?

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@AskeBay I’m sorry but it just doesn’t work. There is no offer of a callback.

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Stuck on this forever and can now never return to my @eBay account even though I’ve sold stuff I need to send out, and still have live auctions running 🙄😑